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Hazing 2010: the dreaded Bar Exam

For most professional degrees, "they" decide that years of undergrad, torturing you with entrance exams named only letters, GMAT, GRE, LSAT, MKAT, and exam after exam over several grueling years in grad school are not enough. There must be hazing. You must suffer as all those who came before you suffered. In fact, maybe worse if "they" (the hazy, smoke filled room with fuzzy faces kinda "they") want less people cluttering up their profession.

For my doctor friends...it was their Boards, followed by residency--certainly they have it the worst with their years of hazing (sleep deprivation, crippling fear of killing someone).

For my kind, the ones about whom jokes that involve death (often by drowning) are told, it is the Bar Exam. This multiday hazing ritual started back in the late 1700s. In 1980, a bunch of the states got together and created the multi-state bar exam. This allows them to transfer folks around the country more easily. Washington doesn't play well with others, but Alaska does. Great for the long term nomadic prospects :)  Anyways, the Bar is at least two days long everywhere. Adam is now on day 2 of 2.5. It is a test (part essay part multi-choice) that essentially requires you to know basically everything about everything in the common-law by knowing the "black letter rules", aka the rules thou shalt not break regarding any subject. Like all other tests in law school, it is curved so only part of it is based on how good you do...you still have to wish everyone else would fall flat. We study for this little monster 8-12 hrs a day for 6 weeks leading up to the test. If you take a bar prep class, the give you the books to study from:

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Don't worry, when i take the Bar, i will post pictures of all the things you can do with these books that isn't studying.

Side effects of Bar taking include: General hatred of all things good and Specific hatred of everyone not taking said Bar. Other effects include: lack of sleep, spontaneous crying, caffiene overload (which may lead to the spontaneous crying and lack of sleep), inability to speak about anything other than the Bar, loss of all friends and loved ones, and general apathy towards the universe.

Then, you get to wait 90 days to hear whether or not you either passed or failed said beast of exam.

Anyways, good luck Adam---go kill it.

parenting and adults...or the lack thereof

Today, after running some errands that had been going by the wayside for months, i went to the zoo with Tia, Laila and Zia. Only thing was, i was running on the time said is the time you show up and they were running on everything-is-taking longer than planned time. Which meant i got to people watch at the zoo entrance for a bit. I was busily watching this cute little kid when yelling started beside me.

The parents were hissing back and forth at each other. Their two girls--probably 9 and 11 looked mortified. Back and forth they went about who's fault why they werent' paying attention a car was, who was a bigger nag and who couldn't "take it anymore". The younger daughter hissed at them to shush, held her father's hands in her own to try to distract him. You could feel their hearts falling. Finally, the four of them wandered back towards the car yelling as they went.

I have never seen my parents argue. Don't get me wrong, i have no doubt they probably did. They are very different people and i cannot imagine they agree on everything. Still, there was a united front put forward. That united front helps me believe in the strength of marriage...in its place as secure and stable...a team. That's what i want for my family and for myself as well.

Anyone out there have suggestions about how to do this??

today's proof of the existance of God

This bad boy rolled up outside the hospital and proceeded to give me a free Blizzard for lunch.

Thank you, Dairy Queen and Children's Miracle Network.

and THANK YOU GOD!!

things i would rather be doing

yup, it's gonna be a list.

1. Hanging out with adam, nadia, anna, mona, quddus, johanna, pedro, mace, emma or dave.
2. Reading my book "The Fate of Africa" by Martin Meredith surrounded by copious amounts of Dr. Pepper and Godiva chocolate.
3. Hiking Torres del Paine
   http://www.trekking-world.com/torres-del-paine-circuit-trekking
4. Lying on a SE Asian Beach or South Pacific beach. Either Bora Bora or Ko Phangnan would be acceptable. In a hammock would be better.
5. Riding ferries with my Bob and Lissa
6. Swinging (like from a tree)
7. Lying in the sun down south and then jumping in the lake (because i won't get hypothermia there).
8. Eating sushi with adam.
9. Laughing really hard.
10. Receiving a shopping spree to IKEA with free shipping to Alaska, or better yet to a potter so i can get new dishes...since groomzilla says that i am only allowed to own a certain number of mugs. Little does he know, the spawn on their own in the cabinet.

holy cow it's hot, batman!!

Ok, so that's all relative right---the east coast is doing its triple digit steam bath routine and we over here on the left coast are talking about how 90 is miserable. I do recognize the double standard.

There is a key difference though folks that i think needs to be mentioned. Up here in the upper left (not as upper left as AK, but you get the point) most of us don't have AirCon at home. The second floor of my building seems to have it, but not the third or the fourth---i'm on the fourth. My building manager says if i get too hot i should go camping on the second floor. So when i came home last night, i anticpated that it might be a little toasty up in there. I have lots of windows...it's a beautiful apt with great views...all of which get late afternoon direct sun. Great in the winter, spring and fall....BUT in the summer i can't seem to get a good breeze going. Hence....the ever so exciting 91.2 degrees inside the house.

Then, because the grid went onto overload, the power went out. It went out at precisely the moment my roommate's super nice family (visiting from sweltering Texas) stepped into the elevator and the doors shut. Seems the little man who lives in the call button inside there does actually work!! He let them out a few minutes later. Normally, i'm all for the epic adventure of lights out---but, aside from stuck-ed guests--i had a growing concern about the impact on the fridge. A 90 degree house doesn't bode well for non-melting of mint chocolate chip ice cream.  Luckily, the ice cream gods were with me and when i got home from class a couple hours later, the power was back on. Nevertheless, it was still well into the 80s. I think this morning it was 79 when i left for work--which felt strangely cool.

Hello, Sun. I missed you. I heart you. Can you stay? I promise to get used to sleeping with the fan on if you will just stay.

there's no fireworks in alaska

When i was little, all fourth of July's involved a pig-pickin and a greased up watermelon you had to fish out of the pool. We inevitably watched the pops in the park firework display on TV or nearby somewhere. It was always a blast. As i discovered this past weekend, in Alaska there are no big fireworks displays--simply because it doesn't get dark enough out.

Instead, we spent the 4th exploring Whittier and the Kenai Peninsula. Click on an image for a big version--especially in the last section.
1. Portage Glacier: It was a glacier day....we saw lots of them and they were very lovely.

2. Whittier Tunnel: This tunnel through Maynard Mountain is the second longest highway tunnel and the longest rail/road combined tunnel in  North America. I cannot even begin to tell you how excited Adam, the tunnel snob, was about this one. Most of the tunnels i have ever been through have support concrete that forms a spherical or arch shape throughout. This one doesn't. This one is just the rock of the mountain reaching over your head for 2.6 miles. It is one lane, so the traffic flows in each direction for 15 minutes, unless there is a train going through. Whittier is a really tiny little town, nestled at the base of the mountains on the edge of the sound. It is surrounded by what seemed like hundreds of waterfalls this time of year as the snow continues to melt off the mountain tops.

3. Seward and the Amazing Race: Then we headed off down the Kenai, to what is affectionately known as Alaska's playground. It was beautiful, remote, and looked to definitely be bear and moose country...but alas, they were still eluding me. Seward is where everyone who isn't camping seems to go for the 4th. They have the Mt. Marathon race--which is this nutso race where everyone runs straight up a mountain (3000ft or 900 m) and then runs back down. It takes just over 40 minutes for the fastest ones. This pic is the mountain from our watching spot. Here's the action sequence:

4. Navid Erfani's car: I found Ducky's car.